OOC: A conversation between Bond and his version of sexyspybarbie. He's mentioned he might actually be aware of and concerned about Shan's feelings.
sexyspybarbie: Aware? Concerned? Shan gasps and says, "No. Not James Bond!" With a wink. orbisnonsuficit: "If I'm bad at anything," Bond replies, "it's dealing with an upset woman." sexyspybarbie: I honestly wouldn't know. I've never been that upset. orbisnonsuficit: And don't think I don't thank goodness for that. sexyspybarbie: You do know how to treat a woman. orbisnonsuficit: Absolutely. Pay attention, give her compliments and apply a firm hand when the situation warrants. sexyspybarbie: *raises an eyebrow* Especially when she appreciates that firm hand. orbisnonsuficit: Yes, I recall. We never did finish that sparring session after getting... distracted, did we? sexyspybarbie: No. But it was a nice distraction and I'm afraid that any further sparring sessions would result in the same... distraction. orbisnonsuficit: Well, then we should make sure to reserve the time slots after ours, just to make sure we're not disturbed. sexyspybarbie: I look forward to our next session then. Eagerly. orbisnonsuficit: As do I. I promise to stretch properly beforehand this time. sexyspybarbie: Explaining the sore muscles NOT something you're looking forward to? orbisnonsuficit: No. I had to tell service's massage therapist that I had been rock climbing. sexyspybarbie: I bet she didn't mind the flimsy excuse. orbisnonsuficit: HE didn't believe me, and nearly put me in traction, thank you very much. sexyspybarbie: Oh, poor honey. I wish I didn't find that as funny as I do. orbisnonsuficit: Next time, I'll just bribe you to do it. Then I won't have to explain. sexyspybarbie: You DO KNOW that it'd take precious little to bribe me? orbisnonsuficit: I do, dear, but I find it curiously enjoyable bribing you anyway. sexyspybarbie: I mean, VERY little. Almost nothing at all. I might do it for nothing? orbisnonsuficit: Oh, no. I firmly believe in repaying services rendered. sexyspybarbie: Repayment is much different than bribery. orbisnonsuficit: Then you'll accept quid pro quo? I think that's more than fair. sexyspybarbie: Of course. orbisnonsuficit: Then I think we have an arrangement. sexyspybarbie: I'll meet you there.